Spike's 'Bar Rescue' to Prop Up
13 More Unfit Business Owners

Spike TV announced Friday that it would shoot a second season of "Bar Rescue," guarenteeing 13 more unfit owners would keep their bars another year.
"Thank God, I was screwed for sure," said Henry Rutlich, owner of Slammers in Scranton, PA.
Slammers is scheduled to receive "Bar Rescue's" first makeover of the second season.
Rutlich said he's eager for the show to buy the vital equipment and supplies he's been too busy buying cocaine to replace.
"I've totally let this place go to shit," he admitted.
Rutlich also hopes show creator Jon Taffer will train and intimidate a staff he's been too cowardly to confront.
"Get 'em to clean that kitchen I've neglected for years."
Taffer is having to come up with new ways to not notice that every failing bar is the owner's fault.
"The problem is these idiots get into it for the lifestyle, not because they know how to run a fucking business."